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Okafor: is THIS random enough?? I HATE THE BOSTON MARATHON.

Those of us in the "dreaded private sector" who actually have to show up for work in Boston on Patriots' Day are recipients of a huge isht bomb, courtesy of the Boston Athletic Association and its enablers in the local government. Getting into this city is like crawling uphill naked on a bed of nails.

I wish it were restricted to the re-enactment in Lexington/Concord and the Red Sox. They can move the marathon to beautiful downtown Omaha, Nebraska for all I care.

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coachbill, who's winning?  jk.  Yeah that sucks!  I hate all forms of traffic, especially the unnecessary kind.

Tell me what y'all think about this:

Wife's Bill of Rights:  http://men.msn.com/article.aspx?cp-documentid=6750191&GT1=32001

Husband's Bill of Rights:  http://men.msn.com/article.aspx?cp-documentid=6742052

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One of the best workouts out there today is sex.  Needless to say, you burn more calories during sex than you do on a walk.  The only problem is if the little engine that couldn't doesn't last long enough.

String cheese before sex doesn't offer anything special...although string cheese is definately tastey.

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One of the best workouts out there today is sex.

It's THE best workout.  With or without beer (but I prefer with).

I suppose the marathon has its good points; for example, people can "sponsor" runners for various charities; but overall, its just a bunch of sweaty, stinky, stick people who clog up the Back Bay for the better part of a day.

And I don't wish to describe to you what happened one year with defending women's champion Uta Pippig. However, I watched a newscast that evening, and the news bimbo slipped and called her Uta "Poopig". That ought to give you some idea of what happened ...

The BAA, the Boston Cops and the MBTA can all eff themselves.

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One of the best workouts out there today is sex.  Needless to say, you burn more calories during sex than you do on a walk.Is that why I am so out of shape right now? 

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Is that why I am so out of shape right now? 

Nah...just cause you haven't been in enough matches lately.

Sex should be an Olympic sport.  It's sorta like figure skating, except in bed.

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Nah...just cause you haven't been in enough matches lately.

Funny you should say that.  I've felt like tearing someone a new #$*(#$*( all day long!

How would you score it? 

It seems like it would be pretty easy to cheat (fake it)

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Amendment VII
We have the right to keep and bear tons of girly bathroom products.
You have your tools; so do we. These items are expensive and to be used sparingly. It brings no joy to see our $15 bath bar shrunk down to the size of a quarter after two passes on your chest and legs.

LOL. Guilty as charged.

Okafor: These are hilarious -- but since I washed the dishes (along with the sink), made our bed, raked the lawn and the flower-beds, and did six *(&()^& loads of wash yesterday (and folded as well ...), my capacity for laughter here is a bit more limited. I am FAR from perfect, but I think I hold up my end of things pretty well.

Being married as I have been for seven years, I know there is necessity for compromise. So I appreciate BOTH Bills of Rights. I might be p-whipped, but I still have a great time being married!

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How would you score it? 

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Style, creativity, time (mainly male), and accuracy...LOLWhat about frequency??